The script is still structured horribly, but I fixed my import issue. Turns out that the import command in maya only imports the first function it sees…useful! Instead I used the from command to force it to read all of my functions.
from Exporter import *
Anyway, with that the first super simple version of this exporter is ready to go! It can be downloaded here. Instructions in the readme file, so give it a read!
Its untested, so there might be issues. If you have any problems, feel free to drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org.